Goodbye, internet. See you in a week. I’ll miss you.

orcasex:

me

rural-juror:

here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe

I need to start packing. I need to start packing. Why can’t I start packing?

nzafro:

James Dean.
swimsuit saleswoman: do you need a size 1
me: haha very funny joke, you must be talking about one of my fingers
feralwaves:

my hair is huge
moi (by feralwaves)

feralwaves:

my hair is huge

moi (by feralwaves)

thorhead:

mary had a little lamb

its heart was black as coal.

it crept into her room one night

and ate her fucking soul.

Joey:  How'd you get over that teacher?
Rachel:  I didn't. I got under him.

I won’t be on for a week, starting tomorrow. 

(Source: voodoo-rhythm)

ehfuroerulst:

there’s a little girl that’s talking to me about how love sucks. and then i said.. “wait until you have to deal with abortion.”